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HEART ROBBERY

By on March 18, 2019

“Did I hurt your feelings?”he asks, ” Sorry,
just a gaping void here. No heart darling. ” I take a deep breath and sigh
softly at the full impact of his words  and for the millionth time, I wish we were
face to face. I keep wondering what his facials are. Do…


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Friendzoned

By on March 18, 2019

For some of us, loving comes easy, instinctively, like
looking back before you scratch your ass on the road(In case you are thinking I
came up with this line while scratching my ass in public, well you’re right.
But that’s not the point here) . But for others, loving feels like a…


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Matatu love

By on February 9, 2019

“Weed is prophesied in the bible,” he said and it
took everything I had for me not to laugh out loud and be like you dumb bitch
you are just trying to justify your drug habit! Instead I chuckled in that way
we girls do, you know that short fake laughter that…


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Drama mama

By on February 9, 2019

Photo credits to whoever i stole this from

The clouds hang low and grey, lightening flashed followed by
the loud rumble of thunder. It was a gloomy evening and the sky seemed weary of
the day’s burden and looked as if it would unleash its torrent of tears at any
minute. But still…


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I drank a ship

By on February 9, 2019

Photo Credits to google search engine LOL

I drank a ship today (no, you didn’t read that wrong neither
is it a typo. I am a ship drinker.)

I swear I didn’t wanna do it, I swear! But she was looking
at me her eyes slightly closed daring me to refuse. I was…


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Community penises

By on January 7, 2019

SALE! SALE! SALE!
Community meat for free! Community meat for free! Come grab yours ladies! However you like it; long, short , curved, hairy, thick all here and all freely issued to you by the king!
“Excuse me ma’am, what piece of meat would you like today?” The seller asked.
“You are…


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Chichi; you must love me

By on December 18, 2018

So the picture above is of Anyan’g Nyongo’s son and yes your eyes are not fooling you; he is indeed in a red thong and heels. Damn! Prof. Anyan’g Nyon’go must be a very strong dad. It is every parents wish, however suppressed, that their children take after them….


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Inebriated

By on December 18, 2018

The room was dimly lit with some type of bluish glow that made you feel woozy immediately you entered. It was a nice house; for a bedsitter that is. The kind of house I want to live in while in university. It had tiles on the walls and was…


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The divider; our metallic stake

By on December 13, 2018

I have come across the devil on several occasions and no, he does not have a bloody face with horns neither is he smart and suave like what we see in the TV series Lucifer. Instead, he just comes in the form of a man ( and I’m not…


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Don’t you dare bathe

By on December 13, 2018

BABE

Online

Hey babe…. I miss you.√√

                                               I miss you too…so much how’s London?√√

It’s cold…too cold without you√√

I’m coming on Friday next week√√     

                                                              Come quickly I’ll warm you up.(naughty wink)√√

I can hardly wait…..oh and by the way don’t bathe from today

You know I like it when you stink (kisses)√√

                                                                                         …

Cynthia Ng'ang'a
Nairobi

Cyn the Kenyan Wordsmith

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