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Community penises

By on January 7, 2019

SALE! SALE! SALE!
Community meat for free! Community meat for free! Come grab yours ladies! However you like it; long, short , curved, hairy, thick all here and all freely issued to you by the king!
“Excuse me ma’am, what piece of meat would you like today?” The seller asked.
“You are…


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Chichi; you must love me

By on December 18, 2018

So the picture above is of Anyan’g Nyongo’s son and yes your eyes are not fooling you; he is indeed in a red thong and heels. Damn! Prof. Anyan’g Nyon’go must be a very strong dad. It is every parents wish, however suppressed, that their children take after them….


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Inebriated

By on December 18, 2018

The room was dimly lit with some type of bluish glow that made you feel woozy immediately you entered. It was a nice house; for a bedsitter that is. The kind of house I want to live in while in university. It had tiles on the walls and was…


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The divider; our metallic stake

By on December 13, 2018

I have come across the devil on several occasions and no, he does not have a bloody face with horns neither is he smart and suave like what we see in the TV series Lucifer. Instead, he just comes in the form of a man ( and I’m not…


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Don’t you dare bathe

By on December 13, 2018

BABE

Online

Hey babe…. I miss you.√√

                                               I miss you too…so much how’s London?√√

It’s cold…too cold without you√√

I’m coming on Friday next week√√     

                                                              Come quickly I’ll warm you up.(naughty wink)√√

I can hardly wait…..oh and by the way don’t bathe from today

You know I like it when you stink (kisses)√√

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Harvesting the flowers

By on December 5, 2018

HARVESTING THE FLOWER

With only a few more days left until we can leave this prison- also known as school- even the most focused academic angels cannot help but fantasize about all the ecstacies of the free world. Forgive me for being cliché but like most form four almost leavers,…


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Lifestyle Spiritual

Demonic attack

By on December 5, 2018

DEMONIC ATTACK

He was bending over her, hands on her head shaking it like a kalenjin shakes his mursik. ‘Demon get out!’ he shouted again and again and with every shout the singing of the congregation got louder. However, I was not singing and no, my eyes weren’t shut in…


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Accept Reject

By on December 5, 2018

ACCEPT.                            REJECT

I reject his call for the thirteenth time today. ‘Why the f-word is this guy calling me at this time?’ I think. Its 2:53 in the morning and sleep evaded me hours ago. I don’t know him. I don’t where he got my number from. ‘It must be…

Cynthia Ng'ang'a
Nairobi

Cyn the Kenyan Wordsmith

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